"It's Life Over Yours" Throw Blanket – Cursed Comfort for Digital Survivors
You didn’t ask to be a caretaker. You didn’t ask to wake up to beeping at 3AM. But here you are—traumatized, nostalgic, and cozy as hell.
The "It’s Life Over Yours" Nerdcore Throw Blanket is a tribute to the most chaotic piece of retro tech ever unleashed: the relentlessly needy virtual pet. Featuring a neon nightmare of pixel ghosts, cracked screens, and radioactive cuteness, this blanket wraps you in the soft, warped comfort of childhood obligation and 90s burnout.
🧠 Loud, vibrant design that screams “I haven’t recovered since '98” 🕹️ Super soft fleece for max chill during high-stress pet-sitting flashbacks 💀 Perfect for gaming dens, couch cocoons, or hiding from emotional baggage
Whether you're reliving the pixelated guilt or just need something warm after another Tamagotchi funeral, this blanket is here to say:
Their life still matters more than yours. Get comfy. Stay haunted. NerdCore forever. 💀✨🐣
